"...I don't see myself having good sex ever again. Unless I'm like going on a holiday to Hawaii and the plane crashes and all my fellow survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. And even then there'd probably be loads of male sex therapists there too, and they'd love that, wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying."

Peep Show. Series 5, episode 5.