MARK: You really do need to get over this whole thing with your mum. You're not Hamlet. Stop being Hamlet.
JEZ: Well, alright, I'll stop being Hamlet when you stop being...
MARK: (He can't think of a Shakespearean character)
JEZ: ... a massive TWAT!Peep show. Series 5, ep. 4.
"...I don't see myself having good sex ever again. Unless I'm like going on a holiday to Hawaii and the plane crashes and all my fellow survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. And even then there'd probably be loads of male sex therapists there too, and they'd love that, wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying."
Peep Show. Series 5, episode 5.
